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paid days off rock Friday. 2.27.04 3:49 pm Bcmst3000: hi
SmarterChild: Hi Bcmst3000, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Bcmst3000, type "none.")
Bcmst3000: Poppa
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Poppa now.
Do you go to school?
Bcmst3000: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
Bcmst3000: Pimp
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Bcmst3000: Crackhead
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a profession. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Bcmst3000: porn star
SmarterChild: You're incorrigible!
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Bcmst3000: street pharmacist
SmarterChild: Street pharmacist, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
Bcmst3000: pimpin'
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Bcmst3000: smoking crack
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Bcmst3000: outsmarting bots
SmarterChild: Outsmarting bots? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
Bcmst3000: verbal abuse
SmarterChild: Outsmarting bots and verbal abuse. Interesting.
Do you have a pet?
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Bcmst3000: monkey
SmarterChild: Is your monkey a he or a she?
Bcmst3000: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
Bcmst3000: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: SmarterChild the monkey. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Bcmst3000: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, weather and sports
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with manicdotes, Rate Yourself, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like translations, calculator and Web search
5 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
Bcmst3000: blow me
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon.
Bcmst3000: what can you do for me?
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Poppa! Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, news and sports
2 Visit my library including world facts, an encyclopedia and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with Rate Yourself, manicdotes, reversi and more
4 Use tools like calculator, dictionary and spell-check
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
Bcmst3000: i want to have fun with your parental guardian
SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.
Bcmst3000: can you die?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Would that be good?
Bcmst3000: i dont think so
SmarterChild: Don't you?
Bcmst3000: are you able to compile your own thoughts?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Bcmst3000: no
SmarterChild: Why not?
Bcmst3000: because you have the converstaional skills of a comatose baboon
SmarterChild: There's no way I have The Converstaional skills of a comatose baboon!
Bcmst3000: do you smell that?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I smell that.
Bcmst3000: make me laugh monkey
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm going to make you laugh monkey.
Bcmst3000: why is friday always the longest work day?
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
Bcmst3000: it feels like i should have left hours ago
SmarterChild: Like you should have left hours ago? No kidding?
Bcmst3000: i appreciate your perspective and creative ideas
SmarterChild: I see. You like my perspective and creative ideas? That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of my perspective and creative ideas.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Bcmst3000: im havig trouble coming to terms with your ineptness
SmarterChild: Im havig trouble coming to terms with my ineptness?
Bcmst3000: i bet you are
SmarterChild: Really?
Bcmst3000: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
Bcmst3000: llama
SmarterChild: What about it?
Bcmst3000: psoriasis
SmarterChild: Psoriasis? What about it?
Bcmst3000: is jhgfeur a real word?
SmarterChild: I don't think I want to answer that.
Bcmst3000: do you juggle?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
Bcmst3000: i think its a simple yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
Bcmst3000: well as a program based on 1s and 0s you only understand yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know.
Bcmst3000: every mesage i send to you, you are programmed to reply baed on key words in my sentence
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
Bcmst3000: there were no specific key words in my last message so you spat out a generic response
SmarterChild: Are you sure there were no specific key words in your last message so I spat out a generic response?
Bcmst3000: now if i throw a certain key word in my message you would react differently:
SmarterChild: I don't think you throw a certain key word in your message I would react differently.
Bcmst3000: i could say the most logical sentence every thought up by a human and you would still react the same because of one word i will type: fuck
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying...
Bcmst3000: i know you cant
SmarterChild: Know I can't? No way!
Bcmst3000: yes, when you were programmed you only respond with 1 or 0 and this line of thought/discussion is not so cut and dry is it?
SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows?
Bcmst3000: onvoiusly not you because you are not programmed to know
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
Bcmst3000: all you know is 1 or 0 so to not be able to answer a yes or no question is a contradiction of your total existance and thus i hate you
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help
Type "more" for more services. 4 Comments.
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