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Wednesday. 3.31.04 5:14 pm
so i havent been updating when a certain someone was uphere cuz i knew id end up bitchin about her and she may read over my shoulder. but ya know what? fuck that. which is one of my favorite philosophies. it can settle most arguements and situations. for example: "Brian, you didnt properly update the check in procedure."..."yeah? well fuck that" its always great to throw 'bitch' right at the end: "yeah? well fuck that ... bitch. west side!" yeah. let those pussies know whos boss. im the boss bitch. oh? you have a problem with that? well fuck that. ha! see the pattern oh man its great. so i really have nothin to write about here. work blew but that is the nature of the beast. i hate cleanin up other peoples shit both physically and the other word that ends in y. physically like when dickheads leave trash in the truck and i dont want to sit in mustard when i drive. and the other word that ends in y as in when wiz puts up a shitty tent and i have to clean up his work, like finish the loose ends he crackheadedly forgot. damn i hate people. why send him to do a job and me to fix it? why not send me to do the job in the first place. all they say is time=money, and the irony is that they waste time telling us that. greeeeeat. business is great cuz you can be a genius and never get a business of the ground. or be a complete fucking idiot that walks into walls and wonders what happens if you punch a beehive, and end up gettin alot of money. its even better when you own a business and because you're so incompitent you would make more money by not going inot work. if our owner stayed home wed be so much better off. but im startin to fix it. he'll sit at work and think of the dumbest fucking thing and try to create a new 'system' to fix it. i say dont fix it if its not broken but he argues, then makes this huge elaborate scheme for the dumbest thing that in fact requires more time to implement and defeats the whole purpose of the system. but now he realizes that i know every thing and hell be like 'brian i think we should put all the forks in plug sockets and take all the inventory out of the shop and put it on the roof...' and ill be like 'no scott, thats the dubest thing i ever heard, in fact a paralyzed gnu with a muzze on could say something smarter than that' and hell say 'ok brian i appreciate your honesty' and drop the whole thing. now if only bush would do that our country would be the shit. id say 'fuck all that, bitch. drop the whole gay marriage thing, never talk about god in your speaches then slap fines on people for not separating church and state, learn how to speak english, and resign from office. or just let kerry win bitch. west side' id also say fuck iraq and bring our homies back. who fucking cares? why send all our skill and dedicated soldier there to watch monkeys throw shit at each other (yes im talking about arabs, fuck that) and the whole thing started based on shitty defense here. listen, USA is an empire and will fall at some point. i hate to admit it but it will happen. at the time no one thought rome would fall and look where they are. but if we do all this dumb shit lookin for people we cant find someone will come in the back door and fuck us again like the world trade center. thats like if someone starts to break in your house, you chase him out then you wait a liitle bit and go look for him. and because you tell everyone in the neighboorhood that you're out looking for him, either the robber or your neighboors will go right in your open window and rob you blind. and i would laugh at you while i take your TV. now, i am obviously not military intelligence so i have faith and believe they're settin up a trap. if i was in the analogy i just made, id chase the robber, tell everyone, but have an enescapable pit by all my doors and windows, so that when i get back i can see who all tried to fuck me and go torch they're house. i hope soooo much thats what we're doin. CHINA: "hey look! USA is after Osama, we can attack them and rob them and so on" USA: (after we catch them trying to blow shit up "Heeeeeeeeeey China. Guess what? we got some nukes. and when we lay them out like this .... it says C.H.I.N.A. I.S. F.U.C.K.E.D." hahahahaha that would rock. oh before i go i dunno if anyone else tried to comment entries before but its fixed now. feel free. unless you are illiterate.
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Happy Birthday, Bitch Tits!! How's it feel to be an old man?
» LimberFingers53 on 2004-04-23 01:14:46

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